You’ve heard of Hollywood Blockbusters, featuring ultra-expensive props and uber-amazing special effects, well get ready for director John Smith’s own (admittedly lower-key) alternative in this stunning introduction to STAXUS‘s upcoming offering, UNIFORMED COCK SLUTS – the first episode of which will hit this week!

With its amazing aerial shots and dramatic music, this clearly isn’t your average STAXUS offering; but rest assured that the ass-stretching, cum-inducing action that follows is in every way what you would expect from Europe’s number one twink studio.

For those of you of a more nerdy disposition, the tank is actually a VT-72B armoured recovery vehicle, which can use any kind of liquid fuel and which consumes 6 litres per kilometer: