In the UK, the start of August is known as the Silly Season – typified by the emergence of frivolous news stories. To mark the arrival of this annual dirth of newsworthy substance, we thought we’d treat you to something … well, something totally silly!

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If only he had managed to knock them all down!

No need to worry, folks. The new month is looking seriously hot, with nine brand new scenes lined up to help you empty those twink-loving balls of yours over and over and over again – including what looks like Jaro Stone’s very final escapade in front of the camera (with Vittorio Vega), and another welcome showing from studio favourite, Bjorn Nykvist.

Something tells us that there’s gonna be some serious cum-draining all over the world before August’s through! ;-)